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Thu, May. 25th, 2006, 11:49 pm
shamrockkiss: completely nothing to do with this dead community... :p

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from angylborn.

shamrockkiss is stalking angylborn
shamrockkiss’s REAL name : Vieira Severn
shamrockkiss’s REAL DOB : 15th March 1979
Height :198 cm Weight : 121.5 kg
shamrockkiss has dreamt about you : 17 times
shamrockkiss became interested in you : 24th September 2003
shamrockkiss’s latest dream about you
You are working in an ice cream parlour. shamrockkiss approaches the counter and asks for a whipped vanilla cone. You step out from behind the counter brandishing a leather whip in full BDSM gear.
This is how shamrockkiss describes your relationship behind your back
‘I think she likes me. She must like me otherwise she would have told me to fuck off surely? Perhaps she’s just polite. Fuck please God, make her love me!’
shamrockkiss’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
shamrockkiss has a habit of searching angylborn’s home for sex toys and ‘borrowing’ any that they find.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
shamrockkiss is considering having reconstructive surgery on their earlobes so that they are similar in appearance to your own.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Everyday without you is death. I’ve decided it’s best that we end our lives in each others arms. My brother knows a fellow who can buy cynaide pills on the cheap. Let’s do it, for us.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 16 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hello is that the police? Ah good, it’s just there’s this maniac standing outside my house in the pouring rain waving at me, with flowers in their hand. I think they’ve been following me for the last year Their name? shamrockkiss."
shamrockkiss’s Police File
It is only a matter of time before we encover a mass of decomposed bodies within shamrockkiss’s refridgerator.

Testimonies about shamrockkiss
elexa - Dry your eyes
‘To be honest I think angylborn and shamrockkiss deserve each other. Both of them are fucking idiots.’
sunnybananas - Fathers goats
‘How depressing. I feel sorry for angylborn, she’s kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.'’
sciencequeen - O’Vomit-a-lot
‘I use the word cunt sparingly - it’s more effective that way. I’ve spent all morning texting shamrockkiss, with that word playing a key role in most of my messages.’